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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:03 am

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:36 pm

3 men walk into a The Guinness Book of world records HQ.

The first man claims he has the worlds smallest arm.

The second man claims he has the worlds smalles foot.

The third man claims he has the worlds smallest penis.

After being tested by the Guinness Book of Records,

The first man walks out and says" I really do have the worlds smallest arm! "

The seconds man walks out " I really do have the smallest foot! "

The third man storms out and says: " WHO THE FUCK IS ...JUSIN BEIBER!?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:36 pm

Three Vampires walk into a strip club.

The first Vampire orders a Vodka and Blood.

The Second Vampire orders a Bloody Mary

The Third Vampire orders a hot water.

The Bartender looks at the third Vampire and asks, "Why a hot water?"

The third Vampire pulls a bloody tampon out of a stripper and says, "It's tea time..."
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:22 am

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Let me tell you that I have personally sent this information to the Game Developer Team. They will review it and they will make the appropriate changes to prevent this issue from happening again.

Thank you for your patience and understanding and remember that if you have more questions or issues you can always contact me again. It's my pleasure to help you in anything I can.

Have a nice day.
Brenda
Zynga Customer Support
Your Incident # is: 110310-1222974

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